Bone Spurs Donnie Calls For Creation Of A ‘Space Force’ And Twitter Explodes With Laughter

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No matter where he goes, no matter what he says, Donald Trump always comes across as an arrogant, empty-headed dunce.

During a visit with U.S. Marines at Miramar Air Station in San Diego on Tuesday, Trump was reeling off all the great things he has planned for the military: More funding, pay raises, and a new branch in outer space.

Wait…what was that last one?

Out of nowhere, this came flowing from Trump’s overused piehole:

“We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space. I said maybe we need a new force, I was not really serious, then I said ‘what a great idea.’ Maybe we’ll have to do that.

“My new national strategy for space recognizes that space is a war-fighting domain, just like the land, air, and sea.”

What a great idea? Here’s a better one: Can Robert Mueller please hurry up and issue those indictments?

Twitter exploded with mocking in response to “Space Force”:

Though it’s been said many times in many ways, it needs to be repeated: Donald Trump is dumber than a bag of hammers. (With apologies to hammers everywhere.)

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