No matter where he goes, no matter what he says, Donald Trump always comes across as an arrogant, empty-headed dunce.
During a visit with U.S. Marines at Miramar Air Station in San Diego on Tuesday, Trump was reeling off all the great things he has planned for the military: More funding, pay raises, and a new branch in outer space.
Wait…what was that last one?
Out of nowhere, this came flowing from Trump’s overused piehole:
“We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space. I said maybe we need a new force, I was not really serious, then I said ‘what a great idea.’ Maybe we’ll have to do that.
“My new national strategy for space recognizes that space is a war-fighting domain, just like the land, air, and sea.”
What a great idea? Here’s a better one: Can Robert Mueller please hurry up and issue those indictments?
SPACE FORCE!! pic.twitter.com/2Y6izqCE44
— T. Grant Benson (@GrantB911) March 13, 2018
Twitter exploded with mocking in response to “Space Force”:
unfortunately, Cadet Bone Spurs will get a sixth deferment from serving in the Space Force. https://t.co/GccNTKxMr7
— r subramanian (@randomsubu) March 13, 2018
Trump just proposed a new branch of the military he wants to call The Space Force.
It’s probably where he wants to station the transgendered military or something.
— 3one (@3one) March 13, 2018
We could call it NASA. Or better yet, Fox Force Five!
— Coliseum Sewage (@ColiseumSewage) March 13, 2018
how about we strike up a compromise, and have Elon Musk launch him into space
— Brian Senf (@SenfBrian) March 13, 2018
Dotard gonna dote.
— Sherry “Unstable Genus” Deatrick (@sherrydeatrick) March 13, 2018
Maybe we should have a new force called the Golf Force. It’s like Trump and Golfing, but for real, because we are spending a lot of money on Golf.
— Aaron A (@MyBrainHurts) March 13, 2018
Though it’s been said many times in many ways, it needs to be repeated: Donald Trump is dumber than a bag of hammers. (With apologies to hammers everywhere.)
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