Boo Freaking Hoo — Trumpkin Snowflakes Tell NPR Everyone Makes Fun Of Them

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Despite the fact that they managed to get their idiotic candidate elected in 2016 (with a whole lotta help from Russia), those who support Donald Trump aren’t happy these days, because they say no one respects them.

No one respects garden slugs, either, but you don’t hear them whining, do you?

NPR recently spoke with several MAGA morons, and they say these are tough times to be a Trumpkin, with Kurt Schlichter claiming liberals make fun of him:

“We want to be treated with respect and we will not tolerate anything less which is just unacceptable for this to continue. I’m tired of Hollywood spitting on us. I am tired of academia spitting on us. I’m tired of the news media spitting on us.”

Hey, Kurt: There are planes leaving just about every hour for Moscow if you’d like to go there and see how much respect you get.

John Hawkins, who founded the Facebook group Right Wing News, said Trump acolytes simply cannot get away from the abuse being heaped on them:

“He turns on a TV show where he’s insulted, and then he’s like, well, maybe I’ll just unwind and watch an awards. He goes to Twitter and he’s got some you know guy calling him an a-hole… this is sort of like a pervasive all out attack if you’re a conservative. And it’s all the time sort of thing.”

Apparently, those who worship the Orange Menace should heed their own advice and get the hell over themselves. Didn’t their guy win the election? Then why are they getting all weepy on us and complaining how bad things are for them? Suck it up, buttercups!

Some right-wing Trump ass kissers are even warning that if things don’t change, there could be a civil war. Or perhaps the country needs to be divided into liberal and conservative camps, Jesse Kelly, who writes for the Federalist suggests:

“We’re just not on the same page on anything anymore. Rather than the constant fighting and before it gets really nasty, I think we should just go our separate ways.”

Actually, that might be a halfway decent idea. So here’s a suggestion: the Trump faithful can have Alaska all to themselves. And the first time they complain about how cold they are, we ship them to Moscow.

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