Billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein was found unresponsive in his Manhattan jail cell on Saturday of an apparent suicide, thus opening the door to conspiracy theories. Epstein was tied to some very powerful men so each political side is trying to blame the other. The thing is that Democrats want whoever is complicit to go down, but conservatives seem to want to protect their ‘president’ while pouncing on former President Bill Clinton. So, of course, the Twitter hashtag #ClintonBodyCount immediately ensued without evidence.
The fact is, two presidents, one former, one a sitting president, have ties to the sex-trafficker. Conspiracy theorist Donald Trump took to Twitter to retweet conspiracy theories blaming Clinton for Epstein’s death. But, once you open that can of worms, there are consequences, such as the hashtag: #TrumpBodyCount. That didn’t sit well with Trump’s son, Don. Jr.
“Twitter allowing “Trump Body Count” to trend while “Clinton Body Count” has WAY more tweets (but isn’t trending) is peak Twitter,” Trump’s dumbass son tweeted.
Twitter allowing “Trump Body Count” to trend while “Clinton Body Count” has WAY more tweets (but isn’t trending) is peak Twitter.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) August 11, 2019
The backlash on Twitter was swift because we can play this game, too.
— Paula Sue Glashauser (@SueGlashauser) August 11, 2019
— Mr. D (@atxed1) August 11, 2019
Isn’t it super duper weird that Epstein had your sister’s number, but not yours or your brothers? pic.twitter.com/2tj4358kWz
— Rani Yachts 🏳️🌈 (@rani_yachts) August 11, 2019
What’s really weird is that he had her cell number when she was 12yo
— Private Joker, USMC (@Infantry0300) August 11, 2019
Go fuck yourself, asshole. Dumbfuck Junior should always be trending.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) August 11, 2019
You are a bad person. pic.twitter.com/zuSwUxVzwM
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) August 11, 2019
— DeannaResists (@deannaresists) August 11, 2019
It was the responsibility of your father’s administration to keep him alive. He failed.
— Mark Jagielski (@MarkJagielski) August 11, 2019
— #RIPGOP ™ ✘✘ (@_ReaalAmerican_) August 11, 2019
— Steph (@steph93065) August 11, 2019
Comparing ratings of twitter hashtags about dead people is peak Trump.
— Devin Nunes’ Alt-Mom (@NunesAlt) August 11, 2019
Oh Jesus get your blankie, find a thumb to suck and take a fucking nap you baby.
— Christine Thompson (@Druncan_Hines) August 11, 2019
So. Epstein was in federal custody and Trump is in charge of the federal government. Even assuming without evidence that he and Clinton had equal motive to see him offed, what does Occam’s Razor tell us about who might be to blame? They guy in charge, or the private citizen?
— Brown Dog (@BrownDog16) August 11, 2019
This was yesterday. You’re a liar. pic.twitter.com/cW993EaZjH
— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) August 11, 2019
The Trumps take sleazy to depths never before thought possible. New Yorkers have always known. No amount of dirty money will ever clean this family up.
— Gailen David (@gailendavid) August 11, 2019
In 2002, Trump told New York magazine that Epstein was a “terrific guy” and “is a lot of fun to be with.”
“It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side,” Trump told the magazine.
We’re sure it’s a total coinkydink that Epstein was supposed to be checked by guards every 30 minutes, but that procedure was not being followed the night he was found dead in the Manhattan jail, according to the New York Times.
If Hillary is that powerful then why isn’t she the president right now? Here’s how this goes: If Bill Clinton got sleazy with underage girls, then fuck him. If Alan Dershowitz was creeping up on girls who were sex-trafficked, then fuck that motherfucker. If Trump got off on putting his Cheeto in a teenage girl, then fuck that bitch ass president, too. All I know is that a metric fuckton of powerful men were about to be exposed, then Epstein suicided himself and IDGAF which party those who are complicit belong to; they need to go down. Also, fuck you, Don, Jr, you absolute walnut.
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