Donald Trump Unglued: I Didn’t Collude. Democrats Colluded, And Obama Spied On Me!

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Trumpy McTreasonFace started losing his shit again on Twitter Thursday morning, probably because today ends in a Y. Also probably because the Senate Committee of the Judiciary released transcripts of the testimonies about the June 2016 Trump Tower meeting with Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya and it makes Don Jr. look really bad. For example, there were 186 things Junior could not remember. If you meet in a room covertly with Russians, it’s something you don’t forget. Today marks the one year anniversary of special counsel Robert Mueller’s probe into Russia interference in our 2016 election so naturally, Trump lashed out and did the exact opposite of what Hillary Clinton did after years of being investigated for the Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi attacks.

First, Trump alleges that it was Democrats who colluded.

Then, Trumpy McCrazyPants alleges that former President Barack Obama spied on him in 2016 and this is ‘bigger than Watergate.’

He then deleted that tweet and followed it up without the misspelled word.

The former reality show star has accused Obama of spying on him before.

And because he sounded so CRAZY, former White House press secretary Sean Spicer had to walk Trump’s claim back later, saying he did not mean that Obama literally wiretapped Trump Tower.

“The president used the word wiretap in quotes to mean broadly surveillance and other activities during that,” Spicer said at the time. “There is no question that the Obama administration, that there were actions about surveillance and other activities that occurred in the 2016 elections.”

Trump, of course, cited no evidence that Obama spied on him. The only source I can find is an article published by the National Review this week. And we’re not sure what he means about Democrats colluding. Sure, Democrats colluded to lose the election and promptly handed over their emails to WankerLeaks. Sounds legit!

Oh, and by the way, Trump’s longtime personal attorney who is in a fuckton of trouble, told his friends that he ‘can’t take this anymore.’ Team Trump is losing its collective shit. Life is hard.

Update:

Trump just gave a shout out to all of his ‘haters.’

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