‘God Ordained Him’: Evangelical Women Give Trump A Pass On Banging Porn Stars (VIDEO)

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A half-dozen bottle blondes fresh from Botox and colonics told CNN that they still support Trump despite the Wall Street Journal report that he paid hush money to a porn star he schtupped in 2006 while Melania was home nursing their baby boy with her nanny’s boobies.

Watch as they pray for and gush over him:

One of the nice ladies had this to say about Trump:

I know that God ordained him to be in this position. Whenever someone accepts Christ in their heart and life and asks for forgiveness for their sins…everyone’s slate is wiped clean. We’ve all got a mulligan because of Christ Jesus.

At the 1:39 point, one of the women admits she didn’t know what a mulligan was at first. Obviously she’s not a bowler.

A particularly creepy touch was an artist’s rendering of Trump’s glowering, jowly face hovering behind the one named Peaches (gotta love the South):

All of this mulligan stuff was the group’s way of saying that they, like the rest of Trump’s low-information base, don’t give a damn – whoops, a darn – about what he did in the past before he found Jesus by stealing the election despite the three million fraudulent votes he claims were cast against him, perhaps by Satan in the form of atheist losers.

In fact, when the moderator pointed out that although evangelical Christianity is “about being faithful,” Trump’s affair didn’t seem to bother them, one of them replied with this:

Well, you know what bothers me are these stories that detract from all the good things he’s doing.

In other words, “fake news.” That’s rich coming from someone with fake hair, fake nails, fake eyebrows, fake boobs, and fake teeth.

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