‘Holding A BIG Rally!’: Crazy Old Man Keeps Applying For A Job He Already Has


On Donald Trump’s website sits his contract “with the American voter” noting what he will accomplish during his first 100 days in office. That was posted before election day and now that he’s the alleged president, those promises have been unfulfilled. On Friday, Trump called it a “ridiculous standard” to judge him by his first 100 days even though he still has that ‘contract’ posted on his website. And on Saturday, Trump announced that he will throw another rally this Saturday, because of course. Trump’s ego has taken a beating lately so to feed it, he wants to surround himself by his most ardent supporters, but he will leave behind the ones who have been suffering from buyer’s remorse.

Yes, that’s what America needs. Another rally! All of this to celebrate the fact that he’s failed to manage any notable legislation. We’re not sure how Trump is able to host another rally unless he’s taking time off from his weekly vacations at his resort in Florida or his golf course, which of course, brings us to his growing conflicts of interest. And yet, Trump is tone deaf in the face of his numerous scandals while campaigning for his re-election even though he’s new on the job. The former reality show star wasn’t fit for office before election day and now he’s campaigning to keep his residency at the White House going for eight years. That is, if he can stay out of prison.

An idea for Trump: He could try to do something good for this country instead of begging for glorification from his inbred, mullet-haired, corncob pipe-smoking, low-info supporters. Something that includes everyone. Something good. Just one good thing. One fucking thing.

It’s no wonder that the majority of voters would prefer to have Barack Obama back as President over Donald Trump. It’s like he’s just a crazy old dude who keeps applying for a job he already has while fucking up the job big time.

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