Joe Arpaio: When I Said I’d Let Trump Give Me A Blowjob, I Didn’t Mean A Blowjob (VIDEO)

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Who amongst us that has not received a blowjob because of a misunderstanding, let them cast the first stone. I, for one, have never given an accidental blowjob, but that’s just me. Former Maricopa County Sheriff and Arizona Senate candidate Joe Arpaio tried to explain his bizarre interview with comedian Sacha Baron Cohen in which he claims to have confused the meanings of ‘blowjob,’ ‘handjob’ and ‘golden shower.’

Arpaio told The Washington Examiner that he simply “couldn’t understand” Cohen as the comedian used a fake Finnish accent for his ‘Who Is America?’ episode.

Arpaio told Cohen, who was playing the part of a Finnish “unboxing” celebrity named OMGWhizzBoyOMG, that “it wouldn’t surprise” him Trump had a “golden shower.” In the Steele dossier, it refers to Trump allegedly watching Russian prostitutes pee on a bed that the Obamas reportedly once slept in.

“He’s talking about golden showers. I thought he was talking about— the president has gold [in his shower],” Arpaio said.

Cohen also talked about “handjobs” with Arpaio who now indicates that he was referring to undocumented immigrants.

“What was that? He was talking about illegals coming over working with their hands on their job,” Arpaio told the paper.

In a clip of the show that went viral on the Internet, Cohen asked the disgraced former Sheriff: “If Donald Trump calls you up after this and says, ‘Sheriff Joe, I want to offer you an amazing blow job,’ would you say yes?”

“I may have to say yes,” Arpaio told Cohen.

Arpaio told the Examiner that he just didn’t hear the question correctly.

“The only thing I got was that he would offer me a job. I didn’t hear that little thing before that,” Arpaio said.

It’s kind of important to hear those “little things” before answering a question or you could find yourself accidentally admitting to being open to receiving blowjobs from a p*ssy grabber.

You can see the ‘Who is America?’ clip below:

Arpaio, who received a pardon from Trump for criminal contempt of court, is trying to get back into politics so he’s running for Sen. Jeff Flake’s (R-AZ) seat.

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