There are some days a person cannot help but wonder if the world would be so much better off without Twitter. And this is certainly one of those days.
For some unknown reason, former Arkansas Governor and failed presidential candidate Mike Huckabee decided to share way too much information with the world, and it came back to bite him on the…well, right on the ass:
Had a colonoscopy today. My doctor was actually Russian. Now THAT is what I call RUSSIAN MEDDLING! They put me to sleep w/ same stuff Michael Jackon used. When I woke up, I MOON-walked right out of the hospital!
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) April 3, 2018
WTF, Mike?! What in the actual hell is that all about? Granted, it’s good you got your colon checked (if indeed it really happened; Mike is known to be a liar, just like his daughter and her boss, Cadet Bone Spurs Trump), but to try and make a Russia joke and then a very bad comment about a dead man is almost as bad as that pathetic excuse of a TV show you used to have on Faux News.
As you would expect, the internet was downright disgusted by Mike’s little “joke,” and they weren’t shy about letting him know it:
The Russians have invaded Mike Huckabee. https://t.co/rDLhNaOe9T
— Hunter Walker (@hunterw) April 3, 2018
Area man loves ass-play. https://t.co/aSanW5F00O
— ana marie cox (@anamariecox) April 3, 2018
This is the worst Tweet of all time. https://t.co/loiCz2kVf6
— jake merch 🌹🍞🏴 (@jakefm) April 3, 2018
In Huckabee’s ‘God, Guns, Grits, And Gravy’ he has a chapter titled “Bend Over and Take It Like A Prisoner.” Not saying he has a preoccupation with the concept or anything but he seems to have a preoccupation with the concept. https://t.co/AYjLdJCbkt
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) April 3, 2018
You have so little self awareness. Here’s a quick tip: You’re not funny. Quit wasting time on coming up with jokes no one but you think are humorous.
Instead, work on how u and ur daughter r going to repent for all the harm you caused the country selling your soul to the devil
— Mike (@mikecyclesalot) April 3, 2018
In your case, Mike, a colonoscopy is brain surgery.
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) April 3, 2018
How’d the doctor get the camera probe past your head?
— Angie Psait (@4everhorsecrazy) April 3, 2018
how could he tell where the shit ended and you began? i’m so glad you feel free to joke about treason. you should’ve had your doc remove your head while he was up there. And Trump’s fist.
— Marc Andreyko (@marcandreyko) April 3, 2018
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