Papa John’s: We’re Sorry We Said All That Racist Sh-t. Please Buy Our Crappy Pizza Now


Papa John’s CEO John Schnatter blamed his poor sales earlier this month on black athletes who kneel instead of stand during the national anthem in a silent form of protest against racial injustice and police brutality. “We are totally disappointed that the NFL and its leadership did not resolve the ongoing situation to the satisfaction of all parties long ago,” Schnatter said at the time. “This should have been nipped in the bud a year and a half ago.”

The white nationalist “alt-right” movement then quickly endorsed his pizza chain. The floodgates of hell were opened after the neo-Nazi website The Daily Stormer proclaimed Papa John’s the “official pizza of the alt-right.”

So on Tuesday, Papa John’s unleashed a series of tweets and in one, the company flipped Neo-Nazis the middle finger.

Apparently, the company is sorry now for Schnatter’s divisive words.

The Internet wasn’t buying the ‘apology.’

“Woke” Papa John’s.

Papa John’s isn’t woke, except to the fact that its sales are plummeting. Maybe if they stop making sh*tty pizza that would help and put a muzzle on John Schnatter’s mug, then shove him out the door.

Since the CEO’s comments, the company’s stock has fallen by nearly 13 percent. Life is HARD.

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