Pence Takes A Sucker’s Bet, Says He Thinks Cadet Bone Spurs Could Beat Biden In A Fight


After comments from Joe Biden about “beating the hell” out of Trump, Pence has decided to take a side.

Of course, he’s on Trump’s side — he IS King Lackey.

Biden said on Tuesday, according to ABC News:

“A guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, ‘I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it.’ They asked me if I’d like to debate this gentleman, and I said no. I said if we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.”

Pence discussed Biden’s comments in a radio interview with Howie Carr on Thursday. He said:

“You know who I’d be betting on. It’s just a little bit of trash talk going on, just got to make you chuckle in American politics today.”

I’d personally bet on Biden because Trump is a giant-ass pansy.

Pence also added that he didn’t like Biden’s comments about physically fighting Trump, as they weren’t “proper.” But Trump making comments about grabbing women by the pussy is?

I wonder if Pence can spell “hypocrite?” He went on to say:

“This president is a guy that knows how to fight, fight for our agenda, knows how to fight for all of what we’re doing to make America great again. And he’s going to keep on fighting, I promise you.”

Yeah, he’s making America “great” again by supporting white nationalists and getting rid of anyone whose skin is brown. He’s assaulted women, told other men it’s okay, and he’s gotten away with it thus far.

Yeah, he’s making it AWESOME for everyone. Asshole.

Trump, of course, responded to Biden’s remarks on Twitter- his favorite mode of commentary:

Yeah, right. I’d bet on Biden any day over you, Trump. He isn’t a giant dotard who has to have people tell him not to congratulate foreign presidents on winning rigged elections. He didn’t have an affair with Stormy Daniels and then try to bully her in order to shut her up. He isn’t you, you asshole.

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