Tomi Lahren Says American ‘Socialism’ Will Lead To ‘A Black Market For Toilet Paper’


It didn’t seem possible, but apparently it has actually happened: Since joining the team of brain-dead hacks at Fox News, right-wing airhead Tomi Lahren has actually managed to get even dumber.

Lahren put her ignorance on full display during a speech she gave to students at the Christofascist Liberty University, attacking anyone who dares to advocate for more progressive economic policy by railing:

“These people are so funny to me, these Bernie Sanders supporters. Besides the fact that sometimes they don’t bathe. Beyond that, they tell me, like, ‘Bring down the man. Bring down the 1 percent. Bring down the billionaires.’ That’s what they want and then they say they just want to make government a little bit bigger as if those in government are not profiting off of government.”

Then Lahren said Sanders might become president one day:

“We might just end up with Bernie as a president if we do not pay attention and educate our Bernie supporters. They really do want what’s best for this country, they just have a math problem.”

A math problem? Wonder if she means the kind of math problem that suggests you can cut taxes on rich people and everyone will benefit. Or might it be that you can cut taxes on billionaires and tax revenues will actually increase and the deficit will be reduced?

Tomi also whined that “these socialist apologists out there spreading this false utopian dream of free things for all,” and then she went full batshit crazy with this bizarre analogy:

“But let me tell you, there’s no such thing as free. But that’s how they get you. Socialism starts out with the promise of free things and it turns into a black market for toilet paper. And if you think I’m kidding, take a look at Venezuela. I’m not kidding you, there’s a black market for toilet paper.

“That’s Bernie’s socialist dream. No, thank you.”

At the rate she’s shedding brain cells while continuing to work at Fox News, pretty soon Tomi is gonna be as dumb as a freaking potted fern.


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