Trump Hopes ‘All The Sharks Die’ Because He’s ‘Terrified’ Of Them

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Donald Trump’s a weird dude. Not only does he have a weird sexual obsession with his daughter that he has mentioned numerous times over the years, but he’s also cripplingly terrified of sharks to the point that he doesn’t want to share a planet with them.

A 2011 InTouch interview with porn star Stormy Daniels reveals a lot about Trump — he didn’t use a condom with her, he thinks his hair is magic, he thinks sharks are out to get him

We had dinner once again in his room. I had swordfish that time. Once again, no alcohol. The strangest thing about that night — this was the best thing ever. You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week and he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history. He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks. He was like, “I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.” He was like riveted. He was like obsessed. It’s so strange, I know.

Daniels’ claims of Trump’s obsession with sharks can be proven, as usual, by Trump’s Twitter account. According to President Stable Genius, sharks are worse than the “loses and haters of the World.” He ominously (for him) predicts that “they will be around long after we are gone.”

Interestingly and possibly as a form of therapy, Trump once tried to take legal action to shut down the production of Sharknado 3 because he wasn’t allowed to play the role of the President who defeats the evil sharks. That honor was given to his rival, Mark Cuban (whom Trump hates) instead.

It’s no wonder that Daniels spanked Trump with a copy of Forbes featuring him and Ivanka on the cover rather than an issue of Shark Diver Magazine. That would have been way too scary for President Snowflake. Besides, Ivanka.

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