You’ve probably seen former Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke during one of his many appearances on Fox “News,” gruffly suggesting that Donald Trump is the savior of America and that anyone who disagrees with him should be taken out and beaten within an inch of their life.
Clarke, in an effort to remain the tiniest bit relevant, just had to comment on remarks made for former Vice President Joe Biden regarding the predatory behavior of Donald Trump toward women. Specifically, Biden told students at the University of Miami:
“A guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it.’ They asked me if I’d like to debate this gentleman, and I said ‘no.’ I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.’
“I’ve been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life. I’m a pretty damn good athlete. Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.”
Fat and ugly? Yep, that’s a perfectly accurate description of Donald Trump.
But Clarke decided to take what Biden said and twist it into something that’s downright perverted:
JOE BIDEN: “I’VE BEEN IN A LOT OF LOCKER ROOMS IN MY LIFE.”
Really Joe? Please tell us why and what you were doing hanging around all those locker rooms, Joe? Taking in the sights? Did the soap keep falling out of your hands Joe? Huh? Tell us Joe. #MAGA. https://t.co/NbMVGH4qqB
— David A. Clarke, Jr. (@SheriffClarke) March 21, 2018
Karma paid a visit to Clarke in the form of comments from others on social media:
Sheriff, any concern for men walking in on naked teenagers? You seem so concerned about Biden. Perhaps you should apply same principles to your orange friend, Donnie.
— Jo Anne Smoot (@joannesmoot) March 21, 2018
What is with you sexually repressed homophobes in the @GOP?
— Accidental Dread (@AccidentalDread) March 21, 2018
Bold position, coming from a man who dresses like a Village People tribute act.
— Fraser Galbraith (@frgalbraith) March 21, 2018
Why do you think that untoward stuff happens in locker rooms, huh David, huh? Why David? What were YOU doing in locker rooms where soap was dropped to know about it David? Tell us David Douchebag “not a sheriff” Clarke.
— ❄United We Stand❄ (@underwhelmed04) March 21, 2018
I’ve been in a lot of locker rooms, too, Dave. Interesting that you think going into one immediately involves lots of gay sex.
I guess that ridiculous beard you sport is also metaphorical, huh?
— Dane (@SeeDaneRun) March 21, 2018
uh, “Sheriff” Clarke ? pic.twitter.com/s2qq8yhHbt
— Adrenochrome Harvester (@ClenchedFisk) March 21, 2018
Er, David, I think you’re revealing more about your own sexual ambivalence than you are about Joe. There are professionals you could talk to about your locker room fantasies; they wouldn’t judge you.
— HarborHound (@harborhound8) March 21, 2018
Ever notice that those who support Donald Trump most fervently are not quite right in the head? David Clarke is all that and a bag of lugnuts to boot.
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